I've Created A Monster

So I thought it would be a great idea to introduce my two best friends in the whole world - who are like sisters to me - to each other for the first time on New Years Day.

We all started writing crack fan fiction while intoxicated and we were all sitting on the couch when they suddenly discovered they both loved writing the same kind of smut. At this point, they opened a separate chat to begin writing together in while still group chatting with me. Then they began to loudly discuss what they wanted the characters to do to each other.

There are certain terms I never want to look up the meaning of... I am in the process of deleting these things from my brain just so I can function again. My Twin admitted to me that I would never want to read a paragraph she'd just finished working on because it would mind fuck me for life.

ಠ_ಠ I believe her. And I will NEVER. EVER. EVER... go near that document.

E.V.E.R.

I made this while they were distracted, and showed them and they thought it was the the most hilarious thing they'd ever seen (mostly because I really was making that face at some points of the conversation when the song I was listening to to drown them out changed, and I could hear them again).

I'm pretty sure it was just the alcohol talking, but I finished it for their amusement anyhow

Happy New Years guys! Hope yours was as interesting and as fun as mine